Pod Generators - What Are They Hiding?

Upper Belt Station Deep 37 - August 12

WRECKAGE has been uncovered in the Upper Belt that has been positively identified as the remains of a Pod Generator Platform. Little remained besides twisted metal and smears of organic material. When sampled, Weekly Solar News scientists pronounced this material decidedly "not delicious." However, what appeared to be plant seeds were recovered during the analysis process. We returned to beetle enthusiast and genetics expert Dr. Rigil Kent for an expert's opinion. "Them seeds ain't nothin' like anythin' we ever seen," says Dr. Kent. "Not even NuPeanuts got DNA that weird. It's definitelty made from Earth plant DNA, but that junk ain't right. I done used my Mr. Extrapolator on it and I ain't seen the like!" Using Dr. Kent's extracted information and the WSN mainframe, we have obtained an exclusive picutre of what these seeds may grow into:



Dr. Kent comments, "If this is what they do to plants, I'd hate to see them make some sort of altered beast!" So would we, Dr. Kent.

In a press release the Jiffy Capricorn Corporation (stock symbol JFC) has denied any involvement with the Deep Belt Pod Generators. "Our delicious peanut butter pods and JC brand NuPeanuts have nothing to do with reports of attacks in the Belt," the release states. JFC stock has dropped 83% since the pods appeared and has affected the Fusion4U.com.ast Ltd. (a major JFC investor) bottom line as well.