VicFrank Adopted by Aliens

[This story was researched by freelance investigator Morvita]

VicFrank Adopted by Aliens
VicFrank's NuPets Inc. Headquarters, Mars

VICFRANK, the well-known CEO of VicFrank’s NuPets, has been a major public figure since his line of unique pets was introduced in 2190. What people don’t know is that VicFrank is the adopted son of space aliens! His family history has been kept hidden from the public since he entered the public eye. Now we know why. At the age of 7, VicFrank’s biological parents were killed in an accident on one of the early colony ships to leave Earth for the Asteroid Belt. Upon reaching his new home, VicFrank was discovered by kindly aliens living in the Belt and was raised by them. Below is a photo of VicFrank’s adoptive mother obtained by this reporter. If she looks familiar, there is a good reason - VicFrank's first generation of NuPets were the lobotomized offspring of his adopted parents! No wonder he never has family around during the holidays!