Ceres Station - August 26
Devoted readers of the Weekly Solar News will remember Mrs. Lucy Knox (pictured below) who was assaulted by an alarmingly rouge-colored rogue man-sized regenabot on Ceres Station.
As is obvious, she was impregnated, and her appearance was altered. There are those who attacked this poor woman with cries of "Hoax!" and "Liar!" and have said that no baby would be produced from this fantastic and improbable occurrance. One such is Maximillian "Doc" Holland, A.S.E., a self-proclaimed Jovian "science expert." Doc Holland says, "I flatly do not believe this story. To this "lady," I say: Liar! Hoax! The reading public of the Solar System has been had!"
Real life, however, has a surprise for Doc Holland. Astute readers will note that very little time has passed since this incident. Certainly, there has not been enough time for normal human gestation. Despite this, Ms. Knox has given birth! The WSN has exlusive pictures of this product of regenabot and human!
Giving birth is said to have been a very difficult experience and Ms. Knox is currently staying away from the public eye as she recovers. We pledge to bring more on this story as it develops.
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