Jupiter Station Kwik-ee Mart - August 21
SEVERAL years have passed since the last confirmed sighting of Elvis. In 2189 he was sighted in the back room of a gaming establishment in Mars orbit. This week, Ryan Wannamaker, a store clerk on Jupiter Station, says that he sold Elvis Presley (pictured below) 12 packs of cigarettes, Mike's banana paste, NuPeanut peanut butter, and a loaf of bread. Mr. Wannamaker, thinking quickly, grabbed the recording crystal out of the surveillance machine and took it home. The WSN acquired the recording from Mr. Wannamaker and from it obtained this still of the man believed to be Elvis:
Further, Mr. Wannamaker was able to make some conversation with the King. He says that Mr. Presley mentioned that he was getting supplies for a trip. Apparently, he's going to be going on some sort of tour that will take him far away from civilization.
The Weekly Solar News has pieced together the story from other rumors and believes that Elvis will be going on sabbatical and will return for a concert on his 260th birthday next year. It is said he will make it his comeback and he will be performing on the SSC Immortal.
The only other thing that Elvis did was to ask Wannamaker if he had seen a particular man. He showed Wannamaker a picture that looked something like this (we have enhanced this image from the Wannamaker recording):
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