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Weekly Solar News - Issue 0

[This was the prototypical WSN post and how it got started.]


Isotopes stolen by BatBoy!


August 1
ANONYMOUS sources inside the Martian government have confirmed that survivors from the Starcrash disaster included BatBoy, who has adapted better than humans to the space environment. In fact, he is so well adapted to space that he no longer needs oxygen or food to live! Now he consumes nothing but isotopes of common elements, but in such quantities that he is causing the system-wide shortage! Scientists are baffled by his unquenchable hunger.

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