RUMORS abound about "Mr. Miyamo's Space Sausage" products and the unusual ingredients that may be going into them. In the last several days, consumers of the popular synthetic sausage product (pictured below) have reported unusual reactions to cooking in both the links and the patties.
It seems that many of the products from the Mr. Miyamo's factory have, once heated, split open and expelled some type of gas. Although no permanent ill effects have been reported by those exposed to the meaty exhalations, strange temporary effects have been observed. "I was chowin' down on some tequila-flavored space sausage," says Arnold Bereftswaller, a janitor on the FFS Nightwing, "and the next thing I knows is that I'm waking up in the hold naked as a needle!" He and others have photographed the sausages in their odd state once they have emitted their strange exhalations.
Mr. Miyamo's Space Sausage, LLC. has not responded to inquiries and could not be reached for comment. WSN testing failed to confirm any odd emanations from Space Sausage products, but we feel compelled to warn that in some circumstances, it appears that tequila sausages may make your clothes fall off.
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