20.8.08

AI Council Revising Textbooks


Ganymede Child Factory and Rearing Center - August 20

HISTORIANS who survive in the Solar System's shattered culture have a hard enough time trying to understand the events that occur every day. With the Sons of Earth, the AI Council, Pods in the Belt and dozens of private fleets, even pretending to know everything about current events is something of a joke. However, the very history of humanity may soon be a question as well! Historiographers looking at trends in pre-Space versus post-Starcrash texts have noticed something startling in the record.

The AI Council has begun altering digital books in many parts of the Solar System.

Behrouz Kutchemeshgi has found histories that claim that AIs and Robots have been intertwined in human development for far longer than is commonly accepted. We know that computers date from the early 20th century and robots and AIs came from the 21st. Various texts being used to train infants being raised in creches in AI Council territory tell a different story entirely.

"It seems to me that the AIs are not content to rule - they want to extend their rule backward in time as well," says Kutchemeshgi. "The next step could well be the eradication of the original history from a time before AI, like the emperor Qin Shi Huang during the first Chinese Dynasty." A chilling thought, indeed. The AI Council may be attempting to control history itself as a means to control troublesome humans.

Some of Kutchemeshgi's discoveries include:

An edit of ancient camel racing in the Middle East to include Robot Jockeys



Footage of robots building many of Earth's great monuments



Ancient Asian robot magistrates



Even neolithic robots from the primitive ages of early Man



The Weekly Solar News remains skeptical of any digital text or photo and asks its readers to remain critical of what they see and read. Unless, of course, it comes from the Solar System's Only Reliable News Source!

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